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ShootSS
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Posted: 11/10/09 10:47 PM
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...to make bathtub gin. After that he filled it with helium and inhaled it. But rather than sounding like Donald Duck, he sounded like...
NOTE: Billy, go to the beginning and start reading. If you still don't get it, don't worry. We are just excercising the right of free press along with the 2nd ammendment.
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billycarter
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Posted: 11/7/09 8:56 AM
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"In God,Glock, and my Finger I Trust"
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What the Hell????
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tigwelder56
Florida
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Posted: 11/5/09 8:15 PM
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decided that it was time to let the public know that it wasn't her at all! Turns out that it was that whining little prick Jon! He tried to trash Kate even further than he already had. He's such a douche bag and it turns out that he took Kate's when he abandoned the family! The first thing he used it for was...
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beltbuckle
Ohio
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Posted: 11/5/09 1:34 PM
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camra crew, production staff, and anyone unfortunate enough to be in the area. After the orgy she was so overwhelmed of her decision she.....
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agonist
vernon, CT
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Posted: 11/5/09 1:29 PM
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get all weepy and tell everyone how much she loves her kids and she wishes their lives were perfect. Of course, as soon as the cameras are off she's bangin' the whole....
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ShootSS
Salem, MO
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Posted: 11/5/09 11:37 AM
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...the Chief had no choice but to Taze the idiot. Of course, the Internal Affairs has the baton in the lab for tests.
The morning paper was still trying to find out how or why Jon was at that particular place at that time of night. Naturally the shows ratings went through the roof for the next episode. Everyone expected Kate to...
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tigwelder56
Florida
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Posted: 10/29/09 10:30 PM
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the body cavity of your choice in Jon's (of Kate + 8) body! You know my choice... He's proving that suicide should be an acceptable practice in this country! But of course this wimp threw another "Mantrum" and...
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beltbuckle
Ohio
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Posted: 10/29/09 6:50 AM
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Please continue on!
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ShootSS
Salem, MO
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Posted: 10/29/09 3:31 AM
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Long pause...
Really now. Has everyone died? There were some laugh out loud comments here.
Shall we continue?
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ShootSS
Salem, MO
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Posted: 2/3/09 12:01 AM
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...wiped all my finger prints off the thing, and headed a few blocks over to my mother-in-law's house. She's always good for a couple of laughs. I had JUST gotten behind the wheel after putting the spear gun in her garbage can that was on the
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lotsip81
Minnesota
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Posted: 2/2/09 9:51 AM
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eyes rolled closed, and I was the hell outta there!! But should I continue to the gunsmiths shop or not? But no matter what, I gotta get rid or that spear gun. So I...
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tigwelder56
Florida
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Posted: 1/30/09 12:14 AM
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hit him in the chest with that 12 Gauge Bang Stick! They're made to kill Sharks, and in this case it was a worthless two legged Shark. He lived long enough to see his heart and lungs sprayed against the car behind him. Just as soon as he fell, his ...
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ShootSS
Salem, MO
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Posted: 1/29/09 9:29 PM
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...his filthy stinking existance. The week before, I had gone skin diving and my spear gun was still on my dash. This is a truck after all.
You should have seen his face when I...
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tigwelder56
Florida
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Posted: 1/25/09 6:23 PM
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stopped at a red light. Before I knew it, my door was open and some punk grabbed the 500 S&W off the seat next to me. He opened the case and without looking, cocked the piece and took aim. The moment I heard it click on an empty chamber, I gave him the last surprise of...
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agonist
vernon, CT
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Posted: 1/21/09 8:41 PM
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the firing pin was broken. Damn it! Off to the gunsmith. On the way I...
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tigwelder56
Florida
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Posted: 1/13/09 10:13 PM
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put the .500 S&W Magnum in my mouth and pulled the trigger. Then I realized...
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lotsip81
Minnesota
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Posted: 1/12/09 8:30 PM
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just another piece of the puzzle, or was I a suspect? It was a tough call, so I....
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agonist
vernon, CT
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Posted: 12/30/08 7:04 PM
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a kidnapping and murder that had taken place a month ago. She said she had a good idea who'd done it but the DA couldn't make a case. She figured I was....
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lotsip81
Minnesota
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Posted: 12/30/08 12:24 AM
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here on official police business, why wasn't she in a police vehicle. She told me she was there on "unofficial business", and had some information for me that I desperately needed to hear. It had to do with....
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ssrs10
Connecticut
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Posted: 12/26/08 9:28 PM
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The Chief of Police and she had a HUGE
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agonist
vernon, CT
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Posted: 12/26/08 4:25 PM
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that they didn't need me anymore and maybe I oughta go read Penthouse forums instead. So I spit on 'em and strode on outa there. When I got back out to my truck I found...
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beltbuckle
Ohio
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Posted: 12/24/08 11:06 PM
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demanded we head back to my place. What the hell, right! They replied...
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lotsip81
Minnesota
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Posted: 12/24/08 10:38 AM
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I'd....I'd....awww, forget about it. I'm just glad that I'm rid of the slut of an ex-wife. The redhead was fun, but she's no keeper, so I left her ass and I headed to the bar. When I got there.....
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agonist
vernon, CT
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Posted: 12/15/08 5:30 PM
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Nancy Pelosi from a gun show. If I had the chance I'd...
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agonist
vernon, CT
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Posted: 12/12/08 7:48 PM
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the chicken cross the road? Who really knows? Probably running from a ......
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beltbuckle
Ohio
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Posted: 12/12/08 12:32 PM
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stab you in the back and then piss on your dead body. But then again, it is better than being a...
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